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The most awkward threesome I ever had in my life


There used to be a bar I often went to in the past years, but now I never go to that bar. There is reason for this.

I loved that bar. The drinks are not expensive and it is close to where I live. Bets of all, every time I went there, I would usually get a girl out of it to come home with me. Very convenient for me. I stuck in that bar for over three years. There was a waitress, who had a thing for me for a very long time. She was not so cute, but was a nice person. She served my drink every time. She was like my last choice, because she was much older than me, about for 7 years older and she had a boy, a single mom. Every night I came there and went out with another lady, she seemed okay with it. Anyway, I didn’t care.

One day, I went there with my friend Tom, who was also my colleague. We had a rough day. Our project didn’t go well. Both of us didn’t feel like to hit up on a girl. So we just sit there and drank. When we were about to leave, the waitress, Lily came to us and said hello. An idea suddenly occurred to me. I want to have a threesome hookup with her, along with my friend Tom. I asked her if she would like to invite us to her house for a visit. Of course, she got what I meant and she agreed to it. We waited for her to get off work and give us a ride to her home.

After we arrived, we went straight to her bedroom. We undressed each other. Tom and I agreed that we would only focus on her. So we were like breaking her into two piece and taking half for each person. I took her mouth and he had her vagina. At first, everyone was occupied and everyone was happy, until my friend Tom started to make noises. I think he really enjoyed it. He made pretty loud noises there. He even spanked her. During quite a long time, I can only hear the sound of him spanking her and the sound of him groaning. He totally became the leader in this, which made me very uncomfortable. I guess I should have found some strangers on tinder for threesome dating apps.

Then he suggested to switch places, so that was what we did. I had her vagina and he had her mouth. Then he said “such harder! Bitch!” Finally, I couldn’t stand it. He totally ruined it. I excused that I need a break and then I went to the bathroom and wash myself. After that, I went out in the living room and found a boy staring at me. I guess that was her son, whom I didn’t know before. It was even more awkward and uncomfortable than in the bedroom with Tom. We sit together for a while and listened to the noises made by the two in the bedroom. I thought I could wait for them to finish and then take my clothes and leave, but I gave up. I left without my jacket. It was a freezing cold day.